Ignorant to Ignorance

It’s night. A little while ago I was in the restroom, and thought I heard a noise; my instinct was someone or something was there. The artificially created world took control of my brain and contradicted my instincts. It’s the wind, the AC, the washer, something that is easily discernable. Anything, like say, something undetectableContinue reading “Ignorant to Ignorance”

Vicarious World

It’s Tuesday, which is relevant because of his appointment. One Tuesday a month, he drives to the local Experience Lab and waits to be administered with a dose of other peoples experiences. The word vicarious is politically loaded in this world. People view vicarious as morally degrading. If the world is reminded of their spectatoresqueContinue reading “Vicarious World”

My First

Do I turn into a recluse and misogynist due to my lack of intimacy? No. I big dick energy through the circumstances: I put on muscle mass, talk to women, and stop being an insecure bitch. My leg ties into women and dick energy. Two hours away from my house in Desolation, Iowa is theContinue reading “My First”

God Fucking Loveth You!

God loveth you through belief or not. While you burn in hell, He loveth you. While your flesh sears and you begin, to suffocate from smoke, He loveth you. As your mothers flesh is eaten, by the teeth of other sinners, in front of your burning body, He loveth you. While you’re force feed yourContinue reading “God Fucking Loveth You!”

The Great Barns & Noble Purge

Barnes and Noble is too boring for me. I was walking through the rows of books to kill time, and was horrified by the lack of transgressive writing, splatterpunk, and pornos. I picked up a poem, and slowly turned to fluff by the sappy complaining: “How can human beings commit such careless acts to oneContinue reading “The Great Barns & Noble Purge”

Monk to Bender to Monk

My solemn existence finally started to wear me out. The exhausting workouts, hours of practicing my instruments, and never ending philosophy, I had been studying was draining. I needed alcohol. No, not just alcohol, I needed alcohol in a different state. An unpopulated beach sounded nice. Florida or California? If I chose Florida, I wouldContinue reading “Monk to Bender to Monk”

Why Must I Endure Chili Burn My Arm and Experience The Blues?

Humbling yet sad to know, I’m another spit up product of my time. I masturbate and look in the mirror too often, lack meaningful romantic relationships, and am a bit anti-social. I’m most likely a narcissist, and so are you. How I manage to try, I don’t know. I am trying, though. I workout likeContinue reading “Why Must I Endure Chili Burn My Arm and Experience The Blues?”

The Alternate Reality Perceiver is Now Out!

He wakes up and is greeted by his high tech lenses. Before he has time to think, he slips the glasses on. The glasses shine a hologram, which can be self navigated with hand gestures. They are never elusive, and keep you company during your shits. Like a drill sergeant, the glasses are physically separateContinue reading “The Alternate Reality Perceiver is Now Out!”

Reaffirming Her Existence

Due to a lack of abundance, she was the only pussy that existed. All she did was breath, and I was subdued. I hate to think this girl got a rush off my pathetic neediness, but she didn’t. She only received desperation, and desperation is attracted to anything, even the shittiest people. There’s no doubt,Continue reading “Reaffirming Her Existence”

Misanthrope? Ew, No. Collateral Damage Caused by Rage? Yes

People aren’t inherently bad. Never mind, that’s arrogant of me. I don’t know what humans are. Morality: Aargh. Fat People are aargh too. They’re cereal killers. They’re worse than serial killers. I went to the store, and there was Rob. Rob is 5’6 and fat. He looked indolent, because of his weight, but he provedContinue reading “Misanthrope? Ew, No. Collateral Damage Caused by Rage? Yes”